The Heirophant's Proselytizer Questionnaire Presented to: ________________________By: __________________________________ I come here to combat the fraud and illusion of your conventional, institutionalized religion. As with all such religions, your institution moves toward cowardice, it moves toward mediocrity, inertia, and self-satisfaction. If you're reading this document, it means I've given it to you because you were proselytizing to me and you are a Christian. The purpose of this document is to save us both some time; you see, I'm not a Christian, although I used to be. I became non-Christian for both logical and emotive reasons. Since I've been a Christian, I do know quite a bit about the religion, although I might not know much about your particular denomination. I became a non-Christian because I didn't like what I knew about the Christian religion. If you want to even begin attempting to convert me, you have to settle those problems. Specifically, you have to answer the questions below. Answers to each question can be e-mailed to me. One of the reasons I left Christianity is that it was so complex, and I've found that the simplest answer to a question is usually the right one. Quotes from scripture count for bonus points as long as you can refute other quotes from scripture that contradict the passage that you are quoting. If I think that your answers justify my return to Christianity, then I will get in touch with you. I will probably get in touch with you anyway, simply because I will be impressed that you truly gave it your best shot. The questions follow. Under no circumstances will "The LORD works in mysterious ways" or other arguments in that vein be acceptable. If a question does not apply to your particular denomination, explain why. Thank you! 0. If necessary, explain any unique beliefs you have about the nature of your God, Heaven, Hell, the Bible, the Holy Spirit/Ghost, Satan, etc. 1. Explain why your God's only s...
