The Alternative Food Source for the 21st Century! It's taken for granted that dogs are man's best friend. But what would a puppy taste like in a nice teriyaki sauce with a side of mushrooms. Would a collie taste better than a nice strip loin steak? Or would you rather substitute your hot dog at the ballpark for a real dog, maybe a terrier? Dogs can be both tasty and nutritious and are the new wave of edible animal in the 21st century.Crazy you say? Ludicrous you yell? Inhumane you complain? Nonsense. It's just common sense to look towards dogs as the new food source alternative for the 20th century. The world is changing in the new millennium. The scarcity of natural resources makes it imperative for us to look for new alternatives to the status quo. Now many of you are probably close to losing your breakfast and/or lunch at this moment, but bear with me while I explain why dogs are the perfect substitute for the types of meat that we already eat. Do you remember the last time you were at McDonalds and chewing on your hamburger? Did you stop to think what your burger was made out of. It was beef, or maybe quasi beef byproduct, but that's not the point. In recent years the beef industry has been rocked by a terrible plague known as mad cow disease. Cows all over England were infested with the disease and the slaughter of millions of cows soon followed. How did the cow contract this disease? The common opinion was that the cow was forced to live in inhumane and filthy conditions. The problem is the fact that at any time cows all around the world could be infected with this disease and we would be left without any beef and the world economy would crumble under the pressure this epidemic creates. These are terrible consequences for our reliance on beef. ++++Dogs on the other hand, don't have these problems. Dogs live in houses. Some live in dog houses. Nonetheless they live in rather clean and humane conditions and are less likely to con...
