Ever since I set eyes on my car, I have had nothing but a headache. Not only is itthe loudest car, but it also drifts right into the trees, and it shakes at thirty and sixty m.p.h. Even with all of my cars faults, nothing prepared me for its final act of cruelty. Mylemon died thirty minutes before warm-ups for our big game, and I had the starting line upwith me.Laura, Allison, Kristen, Kierra, and I had all packed into my two-door death trapto get a snack at Dunkin Donoughts. Being the responsible upper classman, I made surewe left with ample time to get ready for the game. Unfortunately, there wasnt enoughtime in the world to help us with our disaster. We were stopped at a red light howlingalong to a Lenny Kravitz song, which I now hate, when Kristen nervously uttered, Meg Ithink your car stopped running.I confidently replied, Nah! Well, to my surprise, when I stepped on the gas, wedidnt go anywhere. All of a sudden, I began laughing hysterically and the rest of themchimed in, until, BEEP the light had turned green! AAHH! we shrieked. We finallyrealized that we were stuck in a useless hunk of metal at Toms Rivers busiest intersection. What are we gonna do? I thought. At the time, shrieking and laughing were our bestsolutions. Finally, as people were going around us, giving us the finger and cursing at us,my four skinny mini passengers got out to push my 2000 lb. pile of tin. As they set out ontheir mission to rescue us from being stranded in a sea of road rage, all I could do waslaugh.The time was twenty minutes until warm-ups and my mighty mouse teammateshad managed to push my lemon into Amocos parking lot. We had to hurry and this scrapheap running again. Laura yelled, Maybe it needs anti-freeze! So, she galloped away tothe store and in two minutes she was back with a container of anti-freeze. After wepoured the fluid into my car, we tried to start my car, Vroom Vroom!Nothing! Shit! I panicked. So, we decided to star...
