the united states of america was cultivated by a group of extratrestreals who originated from the planet Zoron. the cleverly disguised themselves as the french and took human form. they began farming and dividing the land and begining a new life for themselves. soon though there opposing planet Plokaix found out there secret and wanted a part of the land too. So they diguised themselves as the British.this created many wars and battles. eventuly they dicided to divid the country up and this is how it resides today. except one little known fact. the spicific type of aliens that cultivated the USA were known to be complete morans with noone with a higher IQ then 20. so that explains why all maericans are *censored* heads....
